Columbia University to spend $5.7 million in taxpayer funds on climate change games

Katherine Timpf
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  • The website features fake voicemails of people dying because of climate change.
  • 'If the tsunami doesn't get us, the heat might,' a man says in a voicemail to his mother.
  • 'I’m just calling to say I love you and I miss you and it might be the last time you hear my voice. Bye.'
  • Columbia University has received millions in taxpayer funds to create games depicting horrible scenarios that could come about as a result of climate change, including a series of mock voicemails of people screaming, gasping for air and being swept away by waves.

    "If the tsunami doesn't get us, the heat might,” a man says in a voicemail to his mother set in 2065. “I’m just calling to say I love you and I miss you and it might be the last time you hear my voice. Bye.”

    “I’m just calling to say I love you and I miss you and it might be the last time you hear my voice. Bye.”   

    Other callers include a man screaming as he is suddenly swallowed up by a giant tsunami and a woman desperately gasping for air because she is “Out of CO2 credits.”

    The National Science Foundation (NSF) issued Columbia a $5.7 million grant for its PoLAR Climate Change Education project to use games to “engage adult learners and inform public understanding and response to climate change.”

    “Games and game-like approaches motivate exploration and learning of complex material,” the grant description states.

    The website featuring the fake voicemails, called Future Coast, was created in response to these guidelines.

    Other predictions foretold in the voicemails include that all of the glaciers in the Sierra Nevada will be gone by 2038, and that most of the coasts and beaches will “have disappeared” by 2059.

    In a voicemails set in 2020, a frustrated man tells his mother he can’t afford to attend Thanksgiving dinner because a family member spent all of his money on hurricane simulation booths which are now useless because “everyone has been in a gosh darn hurricane now.”

    Columbia received the grant in September of 2012, and it expires in August 2017.

    Neither Future Coast nor NSF responded to requests for comment from Campus Reform in time for publication.

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    Katherine Timpf

    Katherine Timpf

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    Katherine Timpf is a columnist at Campus Reform. Previously, Timpf worked as a reporter, web editor, and radio personality at The Washington Times. She was also an anchor for NASA's alternative radio station, Third Rock Radio.

    Timpf has appeared on national television news shows, including  America Live with Megyn Kelly and Fox and Friends, and her stories have been featured on several national news outlets, including the Drudge Report. She has been an op ed contributor to publications including the Orange County Register and Investor's Business Daily.

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