The Weekly Roundup: Because 2016 can only get so much odder
Monday 21 November
IU defends purchases of baby brains
It’s for the greater good. Trust us.
Smith College SJP hosts ‘Anti-Colonial Thanksgiving’
Did they confuse Plymouth Rock with the Dome of the Rock?
UO offers sanctuary to illegal immigrant students
“I don’t know what ‘sanctuary’ means,” said the president.
UNH profs call for expulsion of Trump supporters
Ladies and gents, the tolerant left.
Universities begin to declare themselves ‘sanctuary campuses’
UMD prez urges anti-Trump protesters to bide their time
“Don’t do anything drastic like riot or make up hate crimes.”
Message mocking Trump trauma investigated as ‘hate crime’
They’ve made trolling too easy. Sad!
Tuesday 22 November
Liberal law dean resigns after pushing conservatives too far
CSU Chancellor pledges to resist immigration enforcement
The virtue-signaling is strong with this one.
Universities prepare faculty for ‘catastrophic’ Thanksgiving
We heard they collectively agreed to title their guide “How to Maintain Your Echo Chamber for Four Days Out in the Real World.”
Obama WH looks to protect social justice efforts from Trump
Fat chance!
Students prep for ‘fundamentally different viewpoints’ at Thanksgiving
Wait, isn’t that what the classes are supposed to have been doing?
Wednesday 23 November
Universities offer tips for having a ‘green’ Thanksgiving
And they don’t mean getting sick from your aunt’s green bean casserole.
GW admin creates ‘safe space’ for students traumatized by Trump
They’re all going to be concentrated in one place, away from the general public? We feel safer already.
UNC students taunt Trump while blocking traffic
We don’t know which is scarier; their lack of respect for election results, or their insistence that “pussy grabs back.”
UNH will not punish Trump supporters dressed as Harambe, Nixon
Well, 2016 doesn’t have much time left to get any stranger.
Thursday 24 November
VIDEO: Students bewilderedly thankful for Obama
There’s not really any other way to be thankful for the last eight years, frankly.
Another pro-Trump ‘hate crime’ deemed a hoax
Surprise!
