The Weekly Roundup: why so many neo-Nazis?
Monday 23 January
Oh, the horror. Have to keep the Jews out, huh?
No wonder colleges are trying to do away with Christmas; it interferes with their social justice activism.
Is he trying to tell us that life involves trade-offs?
How is that not worse?
And there was nothing they could do stop him, since he followed their rules to the “T” (or, if you prefer, to the “MAGA”).
That must be why tuition is so expensive.
Tuesday 24 January
That monikers still seems as though it must be offensive to geniuses.
We’re confused; wasn’t Kanye excommunicated by both blacks and geniuses after meeting with Trump?
Because if there’s one thing that should be happening, it’s a public university using tax dollars to lobby the federal government on non-educational policy.
Best of Twitter: “Once the dough is in the oven, there’s no going back.” [courtesy of @MartinOBL]
“Gay-B-C/it’s easy as 1-2-3…”
If persuasion really is an art, then these kids are still scribbling outside the lines.
As far as exposure to liberal bias is concerned, this was probably a push.
Subtitle: “How to be poor, and like it.”
Alternate subtitle: “People’s School for people who can’t earn good money and who want to learn to not do other stuff good too.”
Wednesday 25 January
Jumping at shadows...or lab equipment.
We get it, already! Academics don’t like Trump.
But KU insists that the flyers bore no markings indicating who had posted them.
Yeah, that’s pretty much why we asked...
What an insulting premise...
See? Hysteria does impact judgment.
Wow, that is NOT what we expected to see him arrested for.
Nobody won the office pool!
Thursday 26 January
...to an insane asylum.
Meh, it might actually be worth it for one of those stylish smiley-face buttons.
It’s actually quite ingenious. Give students primary responsibility for rejecting Students for Life, and then blame them when it hits the fan.
Is anybody else picturing Quasimodo ringing the bells of Notre Dame and screaming, “Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”?
Well, that’s one way to go about it...
Friday 27 January
Pro tip: When asking someone for a favor, it generally helps to avoid insulting them.
On the plus side, as long as liberals keep making those sorts of assumptions about conservatives, they’ll never be in a position to argue effectively against them.
Sunday 29 January
They can say that until they’re blue in the fact (though to be far, some of them started that way), but it doesn’t make it so.